Yo Mama Jokes


Today's Yo Mama Joke

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that she can see into the future.


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Yo Mama's so fat that at the zoo, the elephants started throwing peanuts at her.

Yo mama is twice the man you are.

Yo momma is so stupid that she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo mama is so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you would get change back.

Your mama's so fat that her shirt size is the same as her zip code.

Yo mama so large that people jog round her for exercise.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asks you "What's the number for 911?"

Yo mama is so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama is so stupid that she was fired from the M&M factory for throwing the W's away.

Yo mama so poor that when she was kicking a can down the street, she said she was "Moving."

Yo mama is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch.

Yo mama's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's
backing up.


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