Momma Jokes

 

Yo momma is so fat she's gotta iron her pants on the driveway!

 

Yo momma's so big that I had to take a train to get on her good side.

 

Yo momma's so large that her senior picture had to be an aerial view.

 

Yo momma's so big that her wooden leg has a kickstand.

 

Yo momma is so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her in and out.

 

Yo momma is so stupid that when she hears it's chilly outside she gets a bowl!

 

Your momma is so fat when she went to cinema she sat next to everyone!

 

Yo moma so nasty she had 2 sneak up on da bathwata

 

Your momma is so fat, she uses a jackhammer as her vibrator!

 

Yo mama is so stupid that one day I caught her talking into an envelope. When I asked her what she was doing, she said "I'm sending voicemail"

 

Your momma is so big, i had to roll her in flour just to find the damp spot

 

Yo, mamma is so dumb she thought a virgin box meant she was a virgin

 

Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs we thought Eastenders had finished

 

Yo mama is soo fat that when she steps on scales it says, "to be continued"

Yo mama is soo fat that when she gets cut she bleeds like a chocolate fountain

 

Yo mama's soo fat that she went on the beach and shouted help and a man shouted, "hey, a talking whale on the beach"!

 

Your mama is so stupid, she went to a store and bought her phone on offer and then asked for a discount when it was free of charge.

Your mama is so stupid that when she went to a store to buy 'ball gums', the shopkeeper gave her a green one and she said it wasn't ripe.

Yo mama is so dumb that she bought a hot car and asked the agent for a carrier bag.