Yo Momma Jokes

 

Yo momma is so poor, I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut!

 

Yo momma is so fat that she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

 

Yo momma is so big that she has a tattoo on her finger that says, "You are here".

 

Your mama is so large that when she has sex, she has to give directions!

 

Your mama is so big that she has to go to Sea World to get baptized!

 

Your mama is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror it says, "Viewer discretion advised".

 

Your mama is so poor that she went to McDonalds and put the fries on layaway.

 

Your mama is so bald that you can see what's on her mind!

 

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

 

Your mama is so sluttish that when she got a new mini skirt, people remarked about her new belt.

 

Your mama is so nasty that she joined the Four Horsemen: Pestilence, War, Famine, Death and Your Mama.

 

Your mama is so nasty that Ozzy Osbourne refused to bite her head off.

 

Your mama is so short, she pole vaults using a toothpick.

 

Your mama is so stupid that when she went to Disneyworld and saw a sign that said, "Disneyworld Left", she went home.

 

Your mama so stupid that she needs to ask for help to use Hamburger Helper!

 

Yo mama is so ugly that she gets an extra 364 and a quarter days to dress up for Halloween.

 

Your mama's so ugly that when she went bungee jumping, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

 

Your mama is so ugly that when she went to the beautician, it took 12 hours just to get a quote.

 

Your mama is so fat that she rolled over four quarters and made them into a dollar.

 

Your mama so fat that when she sat on a quarter, a booger shot out of George
Washington's nose.

 

Yo mama so big that when she lies on the beach, no one else gets any sun.

 

Your mama so big that people can jog around her for exercise!

 

Your mama is so fat that if you get on top of her, your ears pop.

 

Yo momma is so fat that when she laid down on the beach, people ran around pointing and shouting, "Free Willy".

 

Yo momma is so fat that when she was floating in the ocean, Spain claimed her as a new territory.

 

Yo momma is so fat that she has to iron her pants on her driveway!

 

Yo momma is so big that she has to put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

 

Yo momma is so fat that when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

 

Yo mama is so ugly she went to a strip club and they paid her to keep her clothes on!

 

Yo momma is so so stupid when somebody rung the doorbell she went to the microwave

 

Your mum completed need for speed by walking and mario by going left

 

Yo momma is so fat that when she fell in love, she broke it!

 

Yo momma is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!